Is a man a man for all that? Will friendship and honour flourish on both sides the tweed? Is it awfu' strange strange to look at the world through a young laddie's eyes? Is it, or is it not, appropriate to shove your granny off the bus? Will Andrew and Clarrie get right through their celebration of Scottish Independence without making a single joke about deep fried Mars Bars?
Playlist of songs
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